Hot Things To Say In Bed

One of the quickest ways to turn a guy on, is to talk dirty... But what do you say? Well, there are multiple things you can say to turn each other on.

If you're shy, there are the "standard" things you can say in bed:

"Oh, yeah, right there!"
"That feels amazing"
"Don't stop, harder"
"I want you so bad"
"Give it to me!"
"You animal!"

If you're not shy, then by all means, say these things:

"I want your big dick inside me right now"

"Fuck me with the big cock of yours"

"I've been thinking about your dick all day"

"Let me ride your big dick"

"I want on your cock, so you can watch my tits bounce up and down"

Be creative, get loud, and get dirty! Be bold in the bedroom. You're in private, and as long as you trust the person you're with, get as dirty as you want.

How To Be Awesome In Bed, Even If You're Not.

****WARNING**** Graphic Language

This is something EVERYONE wants to be. Totally awesome in the bedroom with their boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or random person from the bar or wherever. There are so many things you can do to be great in bed, and have your significant other thinking, "holy smokes," you're TOTALLY AWESOME in the sack!!

First, be enthusiastic. Act as if you are the most excited you have ever been (now let's get real here. Not boy band, crying, I'm never gonna see you again excited.) Be happy you are there in the moment, with the person you care about and ACT into it. Kiss them hard, grab their junk, massage your own boobs, talk seductively. Tell them you've been thinking about this all day long. Believe me, it will get them excited very quickly. And the person you're with will think you are Queen of everything in the bedroom.

Second, talk DIRTY. Yes, step out of your comfort zone, open up your mouth and start talking dirty talk. Now what do I mean by dirty talk? Well, tell them you've been thinking about their big dick all day long, and you can't wait to have it inside you. Tell them you want to be bouncing up and down on that dick, so they can watch your tits bounce. Tell them your fantasies, tell them the line your heard in a porn. Tell them how much you love when they're licking your pussy. Be creative and get naughty. Even if you're BAD IN BED, they'll still think you're great because of how "dirty" you are.

How To Get In The Mood For Sex. When You're Not In the Mood For Sex

So, your boyfriend or husband or random guy (that's over at your house for some reason) is all over you, and OBVIOUSLY wants to have sex with you. But you're just not in the mood. You're tired, you're stinky, you're a BITCH.... Whatever it is, you are just NOT in the mood to be makin' love. This is quite the pickle you're in.... Now there are a couple things you can do in this situation.

1: If you're really not in the mood to be getting it on with your significant other, then politely tell him/her, that you are tired and you promise to rock their world tomorrow night.

2: Let's get this out there now. Let's get REAL here, right now! I am a dirty girl. I love sex. I love having sex with my boyfriend all the time. Rarely is there a time or situation where I do not want his loving. After all, he rocks my world!! However, in those rare times, when I'm in a bad mood, or seriously tired and I just do not have my mojo running at high speed, I do my little trick. I tell him I need to use the bathroom, I grab my cell phone, and watch a little porn to get myself in the mood FAST!!! Now this is when I have a little time prior to my boyfriend wanting to have sex with me. And he still doesn't know I do this once in awhile, and I usual end up trying something new in bed because of what I just watched. It is a win-win for both of us.

3: This one requires you having a time availability of about 30 to 40 minutes, pull out the book "Fifty Shades of Grey" ANY of the trilogy, and start reading it! If you do not know what this book is, or you have never heard of it, then you have been living with Patrick Star. And if you do not know who or what Patrick Star is, google it! :-) Once you have been reading any of the three books for 5 minutes, you're bound to have run into Christian and Ana engaging in sex. Hot sex. Steamy sex. Take the paint off the walls sex (does that even make sense?). Hot, take me now, steamy, rock my world sex. The sex in "Fifty Shades" is without a doubt, smokin' hot. It gets my engine going like no other. And even better, it gives you super kinky ideas to try in the sack! But again, you need some time for this one. Don't sneak into the bathroom and leave your husband, while you read "Fifty Shades" in the bathroom all night....

4: If you have NO time for any of the above, then you need yourself a creative imagination. You need to start thinking about the best sex you've ever had. You need to start thinking about a HOT porn you watched, and what the people were doing in it to get your blood moving. Just kissing passionately for a little bit really turns me on, and switches my mood to a good one, and in the mood for a sexy night.

Now my boyfriend puts up with a lot from me. I mean, I play pranks on him, I poke his eye with my finger and stuff. And like I said, I love having sex with him. All the time. But once in awhile I have to pull a trick out of my sleeve to get in the mood. He puts up with a lot from me, so I'm willing to "take one for the team" every so often. I hope you find success with these tips, and please share your own "get in the mood" tips, too!