How To Be Awesome In Bed, Even If You're Not.

****WARNING**** Graphic Language

This is something EVERYONE wants to be. Totally awesome in the bedroom with their boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or random person from the bar or wherever. There are so many things you can do to be great in bed, and have your significant other thinking, "holy smokes," you're TOTALLY AWESOME in the sack!!

First, be enthusiastic. Act as if you are the most excited you have ever been (now let's get real here. Not boy band, crying, I'm never gonna see you again excited.) Be happy you are there in the moment, with the person you care about and ACT into it. Kiss them hard, grab their junk, massage your own boobs, talk seductively. Tell them you've been thinking about this all day long. Believe me, it will get them excited very quickly. And the person you're with will think you are Queen of everything in the bedroom.

Second, talk DIRTY. Yes, step out of your comfort zone, open up your mouth and start talking dirty talk. Now what do I mean by dirty talk? Well, tell them you've been thinking about their big dick all day long, and you can't wait to have it inside you. Tell them you want to be bouncing up and down on that dick, so they can watch your tits bounce. Tell them your fantasies, tell them the line your heard in a porn. Tell them how much you love when they're licking your pussy. Be creative and get naughty. Even if you're BAD IN BED, they'll still think you're great because of how "dirty" you are.